I can’t even pretend to be okay with it anymore. Between Ben Roethlisberger’s MULTIPLE instances of supposed rape and Green Bay being, allegedly, the sexual assaultiest team this season, I’m done. Fuck your Super Bowl. Fuck your trophies. Fuck idolizing professional athletes.
I will eat mountains of guacamole and watch the Puppy Bowl and say GOOD DAY to you and your pigskin, America.
Puppy bowl has always been more entertaining in my opinion anyhow.
I have no idea how to go about the whole dating/relationship thing. I haven’t dated anyone seriously for almost three years.
I’m out of touch. Not only with the other sex, but with myself.
“Life still begins in the womb, cocky erections still collapse and lie useless when woman’s superior sexuality is finished with them, but men control the divine channels now, and while that control may be largely an illusion, their laws, institutions, and elaborate weaponry exist primarily to maintain it.” -Tom Robbins