May 2013
189 posts
mightyquinn72:
pocketcontents:
bartdontlie:
heyveronica:
adulthoodisokay:
gifthorsedentistry:
suburbantragic:
New ideas for vodka flavors:
Bagel
Menthol
Aspic
Old Spice
New Car
Anime
hot dust
girl smell
photo album
Arby’s bathroom
shnapps
Pledge
baby powder
new shower curtain
ham
regret
axe body spray
burnt hair
wet towels
guac
cloves
pine tar
salami
...
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As annoyed as I was with the weathermen the other...
I am thankful today that we have so many dedicated meteorologists to watch our backs.
Sending my love to Oklahoma.
starkid-tribute:
laughingalonewithautoresponder:
gaymzee:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
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My tumblr app says I have 66 followers.
Yet it only shows me 46.
Why?
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We can't watch SNL because the weatherman has been...
Thanks a lot Obama.
katchaw:
Thanks to an over zealous anchorman our plan to watch SNL has been stalled by a “ton of weather”.
Lame
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tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
This means I have to re-watch all seasons of The...
I wonder if the DVD will have all the cast interviews and such that were on before the finale tonight…
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The Office finale hit me right in the feels...
Right in the feels.
qglas:
zarryforeverandever:
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
I actually see somewhere in the middle of those two. I can tell some kind of shape is being held up and it is hand-colored and probably a hand from context, but fuck...
Couple charged after little girl found locked in... →
andryushacx:
A Kansas City couple has been charged in connection with child abuse involving a 9-year-old girl who was restrained in their basement, Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker announced Wednesday.
Lacey A. Chaney, 27, and Timothy A. Phillips, 30, each face charges of abuse or neglect of a child, first-degree endangering the welfare of a child and felonious restraint.According...
