Cussing doesn’t come from a lack of vocabulary – I know all the other words. None of them speak the same language that my fucking heart does.

Anis Mojgani (via heartmindawakening)

(Source: wecrythestars)

judgernaut:

jlrezac:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

This is why I started shopping at JC Penney.

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! What is my daughter going to think when she realizes that some kids are lucky enough to have TWO dads instead of just one?!
In all seriousness, this is fantastic. 

judgernaut:

jlrezac:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

This is why I started shopping at JC Penney.

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! What is my daughter going to think when she realizes that some kids are lucky enough to have TWO dads instead of just one?!

In all seriousness, this is fantastic. 

Last one.  She just looks so happy.

Last one. She just looks so happy.

Duck lips and v-necks.  Circa 2009

Duck lips and v-necks. Circa 2009

We were so cool when we were 19.

We were so cool when we were 19.

In two days it will have been a year since my friend Ali died.  I’m going through all of our old pictures and even though it makes me sad, I’m happy knowing we had some damn good times.  

Our friendship wasn’t in a very good place when she passed.  We’d started to grow apart and I beat myself up all the time for not having been better to her in her last weeks.  

But we can’t blame ourselves.  All we can do is remember Ali for the beautiful human being she was and thank our lucky stars that we got 23 years with her.

In two days it will have been a year since my friend Ali died. I’m going through all of our old pictures and even though it makes me sad, I’m happy knowing we had some damn good times.

Our friendship wasn’t in a very good place when she passed. We’d started to grow apart and I beat myself up all the time for not having been better to her in her last weeks.

But we can’t blame ourselves. All we can do is remember Ali for the beautiful human being she was and thank our lucky stars that we got 23 years with her.

judgernaut:

gennibean:

cockenblog:

Hope the imminent zombie apocalypse doesn’t ruin your Memorial Day weekend plans.

Emily!!

Maybe it was just PCP…

It has to be PCP or the zombie apocalypse.  How can there be another option?

judgernaut:

gennibean:

cockenblog:

Hope the imminent zombie apocalypse doesn’t ruin your Memorial Day weekend plans.

Emily!!

Maybe it was just PCP…

It has to be PCP or the zombie apocalypse. How can there be another option?